If you love adult humor and a good laugh, then you will enjoy these cute, nerdy, and dirty pick up lines.
Many lines can be deployed effectively in real life without the threat of an impending face slap. However, other offensive lines are for entertainment only. You have to decide your level of risk:
“On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?”
“I wish I was your calculus homework. Because then I’d be really hard and you’d be doing me on your desk”
18 Chapters include topics such as animals, musical, and even a chapter just for the girls to help pick up guys. Also included are chapters for Twitter and Tinder lines to help you stand out on the latest social networks.Free Bonus Chapter: Turn Downs: Hilarious insults to make any creeper leave you alone.